Telemarketing – A Primer
You are cooking dinner and boom! – the phone rings. You hear the delay and hang up! The problem is they will call back!
The dreaded ‘TeleMarketer’!! So what do you do?
You know the old break up line: It’s not you, it’s me! A variation of it fits here. Let me explain.
First of all, let’s define “TeleMarketing”. First, let’s get those smarmy people that call little old ladies in Florida telling them they won a Hummer relentlessly, (almost giving them heart attacks) out of the way. We are not talking about ‘the psychopaths’ that use the phone to feel superior and want to manipulate others. They are criminals, period.
We’re talking about legitimate enterprises that use the phone to ‘drum up’ business. Sorry to say but it is like that old break-up line: It’s not them, it’s you! Hear me out. Think on this logically.
The telephone has been around for a while [and it's not going anywhere soon. In fact, it's gone mobile!] It’s only a matter of time before your smart phone starts ringing with your bank or a local renovator calling to see if you need a new roof! So what do you do?
There is only one way to deal with it. You need to hear them out and utter a definite NO! (unless you are interested, in which case, all bets are off!)
The reason you have to ‘hear them out’ is simple: You need to understand the way a ‘Call Center’ works, in a database, thousands of names / contact info is loaded into a workflow type application that the agents access. There could be 10 agents or 200!Remember, the company calling is not really calling, they have outsourced the lead generation campaign to a call center. (It’s not US Bank or Verizon calling, it’s Schmoe’s Marketing, on their behalf.)
Now, when they call and you, what do most people do: hang up / tell the receptionist to get rid of them / send them to voice mail / tell them to call you back Thursday **Never do this because they click on a calendar and set a reminder to call you back ..say on Thursday! / telling them to put you on the DNC list or swearing at them, DOESN’T WORK EITHER! Why?
Because the agent just ‘disposition’s’ the call. In other words, they throw it back in the mix. so you get called again by someone else. Usually in a week or two (if you’re lucky!) Even if the agent ‘dispositions’ you as a Do Not Call, management can throw you back in the mix when ever they want!
The only recourse you have is to hear them out and to then say: NO – firmly. At this point you’ll have to listen to their rebuttals. Just keep saying NO, don’t ask questions. [Asking questions is a sign of interest to a telemarketer.] It’s the only way!
The agent will then have to ‘disposition’ the call as completed but no interest. Hopefully, you will be left alone for a while! (**Then again, the agent may be a complete dolt and throw you back into the mix anyways.) They may try again in a few months.
You may be saying; Who has the time? Good question, the point you need to keep in mind is that most telemarketing pitches are quick, under a minute. So let them ‘spit it out’, just give a firm NO and that’s will be that! You can’t duck an ‘auto-dialer’ for ever!
If you have someone screening your calls, you may want to send them the link to this information. It will make their live easier in the long-run as well! Then again ‘delete’ in the telemarketing universe is an illusion.
Remember PPF – Patience / Polite / Firm
Look, with gas prices the way they are, nobody’s going to come to you without calling first. [If you opened a business tomorrow, you would do the same thing…right? Don’t be hatin’, they’re just trying to pay their bills too!
Oh, and purchase a cordless phone with a head-set for your home, that way you can keep cooking that great spaghetti sauce while they are pitching you at the supper hour!